I saw a hooker last night. In Gainesville. Best part? She was a middle-aged woman and wearing a fanny pack. It was freakin hilarious.
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hm....interesting I wonder what she keeps in the fanny pack? Not the sexiest and alluring bag of tricks I could think of but I am not a middle-aged hooker!
how did you know? that is craziness! did i ever tell you about the hooker i saw in baltimore on the way to andrew's house. i actually witnessed the "deal" being made as i sat behind this suv at a stop light. the light turned green, he swung a right and she hopped in...and she was nasty!
one time ... at band camp ... i mean, one time ... in vancouver b.c., we could watch lots of canadian hooker action outside our hotel window. go ho-jo!
on another topic - you should post pictures of your new car! ... even though most of us can picture a silver mazda3 in our heads. but still ...
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hm....interesting I wonder what she keeps in the fanny pack? Not the sexiest and alluring bag of tricks I could think of but I am not a middle-aged hooker!
how did you know? that is craziness! did i ever tell you about the hooker i saw in baltimore on the way to andrew's house. i actually witnessed the "deal" being made as i sat behind this suv at a stop light. the light turned green, he swung a right and she hopped in...and she was nasty!
nice! since we're sharing hooker stories...
one time ... at band camp ... i mean, one time ... in vancouver b.c., we could watch lots of canadian hooker action outside our hotel window. go ho-jo!
on another topic - you should post pictures of your new car! ... even though most of us can picture a silver mazda3 in our heads. but still ...
well, you gotta keep the condoms somewhere. Not everyone can keep them in their boot like Julia Roberts.
There're a lota hookers in ATL.
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